Parker, Tony and The entire Gang.
This is my first and last airline I plan to work for, so "MAKE MY DAY" and start the furloughs until you get to me. I rather lose my job than be treated like slaves. So hope you have the balls, and find a group of newbies to feed and kill your passengers.

See you in HELL.

PS. I will post this on the newspaper as soon as your new feeder hits the ground.

Remember in your hands.