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    Found this on APC. Sad, but it's the truth:



    ĎĎTwas the night before Christmas and all through envoy, not a creature was stirring, not even Dacuj.


    The stockings were all hung in the crew room with care, in the hopes that the Patron Saint of Flow would soon be there.

    The standby pilots were snoozing in airport recliners while the execs and recruiters were at Christmas parties complaining about pilot whiners.

    Out on the ramp there arose such a clatter, the standbys all ran out to see what was the matter. A belt loader had crashed into a plane. The standbys all looked at each other and knew they were going to be blamed.

    They take their lumps and keep waiting for the flow, only to see they have further and further to go. Less and less pilots and more airplanes, keeps the flow away and everything the same.

    Flustered and frustrated they question one who made it through, only to find out more bad news. He says keep waiting and waiting and maybe youíll get set free, only you find out thereís no such thing.

    If you finally do make it, donít get too coy, really over here itís just one big envoy.

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    Now you've done it, the fish and his multiple personalities are coming for you.

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    What a dipstick. Oh wow, it can cut and paste. SMH.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ardvark View Post
    Now you've done it, the fish and his multiple personalities are coming for you.
    You called it. It took longer then I thought, but really......................is there any surprise ? Similar to the fable of the Scorpion and the Frog, it's in his nature as he knows no other way to exist.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beagleboy View Post
    You called it. It took longer then I thought, but really......................is there any surprise ? Similar to the fable of the Scorpion and the Frog, it's in his nature as he knows no other way to exist.
    What a surprise. You know, more blather from a soulless, prehistoric animal such as yourself. By the way, maybe you didnít hear the news. Weíre getting 10 additional 175s.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dacuj View Post
    What a surprise. You know, more blather from a soulless, prehistoric animal such as yourself. By the way, maybe you didnít hear the news. Weíre getting 10 additional 175s And weíre metering the flow the maximum amount we can
    Trolling the troll. Love it.

    BTW I fixed it for you
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jdflyer View Post
    Trolling the troll. Love it.

    BTW I fixed it for you
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    You guys ONLY focus on what you perceive to be negative. What about all the things positive here? Why donít you ever address one single positive thing?

    145s/140s coming back
    14 total additional 175s
    LGA opening
    MIA opening
    Flow operating at normal rate

    Those are just a few of the major really great things happening here, not to mention many other smaller less noticeable good things. Are you a 10% hater? Is that it? Itís all I can figure.

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    By the way Beagle, great Christmas story. Not quite a literary masterpiece but you get an A for effort.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dacuj View Post
    You guys ONLY focus on what you perceive to be negative. What about all the things positive here? Why donít you ever address one single positive thing?

    145s/140s coming back
    14 total additional 175s
    LGA opening
    MIA opening
    Flow operating at normal rate

    Those are just a few of the major really great things happening here, not to mention many other smaller less noticeable good things. Are you a 10% hater? Is that it? Itís all I can figure.
    The first four arenít bad things in and of themselves, they just wonít have a huge impact on many (too many) pilots. In reality, those first four are really two. The first being the 140/145ís arriving and being used to service LGA/MIA. Not a huge number of jets, but many pilots canít make use of these additional options due to management strangling pilots flexibility in bidding them and/or the domiciles. The second (E175) only benefitting mostly new-hires (and pipeline) for F/Oís and those senior and mostly career Envoy for the left seat. Thatís good for them indeed as itís a nicer airplane, but all the extra revenue doesnít go to these deserving pilots, but to executives, BOD and shareholders.

    As for the flow, itís not at ďnormal rateĒ, UNLESS one considers minimum possible rate ďnormalĒ, which we all know you do Mr. Spinmeister. Nice sales pitch though, but still nothing more then packaged bull****.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dacuj View Post
    By the way Beagle, great Christmas story. Not quite a literary masterpiece but you get an A for effort.
    Just as I told you on the other thread, not me, but with your head soaked in booze half the time, itís understandable your SA is poor. As such, weíre all happy you fly that desk, so keep up the sloppy work !

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    Staffing is STILL an issue as are QOL, and a few other negatives that you and your tribe will never acknowledge.
    The things you mention as positives are only such if the people that run this airline choose to do so by addressing some of the short comings rather than ignoring them and hoping they'll go away, or just kicking the can down the road.

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    How about the fact that more than your ď10%Ē haters gave a big middle finger to the AWESOME RSV LOA.

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    Where's the money, I don't mean bonus **** for new, hires, where my money

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dacuj View Post
    You guys ONLY focus on what you perceive to be negative. What about all the things positive here? Why donít you ever address one single positive thing?
    Why don't you ever address our negative QOL issues that DO EXIST here at envoy?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beagleboy View Post
    Just as I told you on the other thread, not me, but with your head soaked in booze half the time, itís understandable your SA is poor. As such, weíre all happy you fly that desk, so keep up the sloppy work !
    Why do you make evertjing about me! Your the one who comes here and bashed every single.day. Just because I emjoy specialty and high end liquors does NoT make me some boozer like you are trying your best to make me seem like. F$&@ing $(;wipe

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dacuj View Post
    Why do you make evertjing about me! Your the one who comes here and bashed every single.day. Just because I emjoy specialty and high end liquors does NoT make me some boozer like you are trying your best to make me seem like. F$&@ing $(;wipe
    LOFL ! Youíve started threads about me for the purpose of specifically attacking me and then say I make everything about you ? Your last statement of profanity indicates to me your rage is boiling and your inhiibitions are gone which likely means............yup, youíre bagged again.

    Your choice of alcohol isnít the problem, your behavior under its influence is. Bottoms up my little drunkard and have the Tylenol ready in the morning.
    Last edited by Beagleboy; 11-11-2017 at 09:43 AM.

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    Tylenol is processed through the liver...it can actually harm your liver more while treating a hangover. Ibuprofen (Advil) is safe. Just a friendly PSA for anyone who over indulged on their Friday evening...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jersdawg View Post
    Tylenol is processed through the liver...it can actually harm your liver more while treating a hangover. Ibuprofen (Advil) is safe. Just a friendly PSA for anyone who over indulged on their Friday evening...
    Wish I knew that in college...
    But back then a hang over required a LOT of drinking and usually was gone around noon. Nowadays...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jersdawg View Post
    Tylenol is processed through the liver...it can actually harm your liver more while treating a hangover. Ibuprofen (Advil) is safe. Just a friendly PSA for anyone who over indulged on their Friday evening...
    Good point for the innocent here, although Ibuprofen can affect the liver negatively (inflammation) especially in a liver already under stress from things like frequent, excessive alcohol consumption. As for the drunkard, I was considering suggesting something far more nosier (and quite messy) to solve that pounding in his diseased cantaloupe, but decided on a suggestion of something less hazardous to those around him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beagleboy View Post
    Good point for the innocent here, although Ibuprofen can affect the liver negatively (inflammation) especially in a liver already under stress from things like frequent, excessive alcohol consumption. As for the drunkard, I was considering suggesting something far more nosier (and quite messy) to solve that pounding in his diseased cantaloupe, but decided on a suggestion of something less hazardous to those around him.
    Youre pathetic.

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